Yesterday while perusing and stalking all of my Facebook friends and non-friends, I saw quite possibly the best fake product I have ever seen.
Picture courtesy of Neil’s Facebook page via Ferrigno FIT.
I showed it to Ryan and then immediately went to find out if it was real. The Abhancer is completely made up and as far as I could tell, no one has claimed this awesomeness!
I was ready to pay up to about $25 for this just as a goof. Instead, I’m going to try and fashion my own Abhancer and then make Ryan model it. Of course he would just be enhancing his current 6 pack.
Obviously, this looks pretty easy and cheap to make and I can’t understand why someone would put so much effort into making the prototype just for a funny ad. Abhancer Guy, I highly suggest you put some of these into production, because just like the testimony from Jeff on the ad says, this chick would dig it.
I will revoke my WTF Wednesday Award if Abhancer Guy delivers!
10:02 
If you felt like being particularly enterprising, it’s called a “six pack” for a reason. I seem to remember you are the heiress to a certain beverage distributing concern. Just saying.
You are just saying, aren’t you.
Hey Amy… if you’re the heiress to a certain beverage distributing concern, is there any chance of some free samples??? 😀
That may be a slight exaggeration.