Rory learned a new skill today: How to break bad news with a joke.
This morning Rory came in to wake me up with this:
Rory: Knock, knock.
Me: Who’s there.
Rory: Pee.
Me: Pee who?
Rory: I pee in my bed.
I asked him if he was serious or it was just a joke. He said it was just a joke.
Rory learned two new skills today: How to lie to his mom.